In the tradition of Magritte, Fugazi and pretentious teenagers everywhere, it's This Is Not A Party! Featuring house music that's categorically not in a home, disco without a disc in sight, and techno that can only be described as techyes.

On rotation all night, Your Mom's Favourite DJs:

Hristo
https://soundcloud.com/honeydiscorecords

Thomas Promise
https://soundcloud.com/thom-carlo

Shane Lighter
https://soundcloud.com/shanelighter



No minors, no jerks, bring ♥