Hello, Victoria - we're back again and smuttier than ever. After our many sold out slams, this high energy community storytelling open mic based on real life, real lust, real sex is back on Thursday, April 23rd at the Victoria Event Centre (1415 Broad Street).
The theme for this SMUT SLAM is "SPRING HAS SPRUNG". The days are warmer, the grass is greener, the trees are blossoming and everyone seems to have a spring in their step. It certainly can't just be the change of seasons... so tell us about a time that has got YOU sprung - a titillating trip, a sexy shake-up, a shocking saga or a budding biography, all in the supportive environment of Smut Slam Victoria.
Created by professional perv Cameryn Moore and hosted by Florence Fatale and KeithSonic, Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories, guest stories from our panel of celebrity judges, and also THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient and funnily named receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!
- Scarlett Hummingbird (The Bump n Grind House, ColorQoded Collective, Victoria Poetry Project)
- Ada Rawl (Haus of Occult)
- Lily Fawn (Hush Hush Noise, EarthsHerbal Teas)
- Jes Browning (Heavenly Embodiment, Dicks Are Magic)
- Rad Juli (Radjuli Leather Designs, Tremblers of Sevens)
* FUCKBUCKET PRIZE PROVIDED BY:
- Njoy long-time sponsor of Smut Slams and other Cameryn Moore events.
* STORYTELLING PRIZES PROVIDED BY:
- Speakeasy - Swing Jazz & Cocktails
- The Bump n Grind House
- Thrift/Craft Alternative Art Supply
- Nerdy Fresh
- Luminous House Productions
- more TBA
SMUT SLAMMERS sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute dirty story, based on their real lives, and a lucky eight to ten names will be drawn at random. You can sign up at any point in the night but it's best to sign up early!
RULES: - no notes (this is storytelling) - no costumes or props (this is not theatre) - only five minutes (with a one-minute grace period) AND - the story must be real and have happened to you. Stories often are funny, but we want to encourage people to consider sharing their sad, disturbing, poignant, serious, and/or simple experiences, too.
IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination, objectification, or fetishization. All stories must be CONSENSUAL! By purchasing a ticket and attending this event, you agree to conduct yourself with the utmost respect for everyone at this event. In the event that you do not, you may be asked to leave without a refund.
NOT A SMUT SLAMMER? Don't worry. The audience is in for a good time at SMUT SLAM! Sit back and enjoy. All we ask is: - No interrupting. - No heckling. - No necking. - What happens at Smut Slam stays at Smut Slam; if it's not your story, it's not your story to tell. (Think of it as our own mini Las Vegas!) -
Doors open at 6:30PM - come in early for a good seat! - and the smut starts slamming at 7:30PM.
SEATING is first come, first serve. Seating is chairs only (160 tickets available). We will reserve seats for those who need it - please email [email protected] to reserve.
ADMISSION is $15/advance, $20/cash at door - 19+/no minors
SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, sex activist and educator, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, traveling, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom typewritten erotica as street performance and literary art.
We would like to gratefully acknowledge that the territory on which this event takes place is on the traditional, stolen, unceded land of the Lekwungen and W̱SÁNEĆ peoples. We acknowledge the rich cultural history of the many peoples and rituals that have been affected by the ongoing process of dispossession and colonialism. We hold this understanding in our interactions and engagements with this land and its people.
There are three multi-user, gender-inclusive bathrooms with stalls. One bathroom has a larger stall with its own sink and a grab bar (more details in the ‘Bathrooms’ section).
The Victoria Event Centre currently does not have an operational elevator, and there is one long flight of stairs at the venue entrance. The only way into the VEC is up 27 wood stairs, 11″ deep, 6″ high. There are wooden 2.5” handrails 38” up the wall on each side of the staircase (54” apart, so not graspable on both sides at once). See further details in ‘Getting Inside’ section)
If you would like to attend the event but require assistance with accessing the space, please contact us at [email protected] and VEC staff will do their best to accommodate.
Inside the Victoria Event Centre there is a gender inclusive wheelchair accessible washroom that technically fits necessary size dimensions, but is missing a bar and a handrail beside the toilet. There are two stalls, in the washroom, but only one of these has been renovated to meet 5'x5' wheelchair clearance.