For several years the developing cryptocurrency market has managed to operate as an unregulated and often hyped frontier, much like the art market. As the "crypto" world expands so does the language associated with it. Old school financial corporations and governments seeing the cryptocurrency realm as a possible loss to their empires have launched smear campaigns against crypto. Jargon such as FUD (fear, uncertainty, doubt) has been invented to address the virtual psychological war. FUD campaigns are a common negative occurrence on the internet. Now lets have a big jolly smile for the ancient art of painting!